If you lived in complete darkness, your body would eventually adjust to a 48-hour day where you stay awake for 36 hours and then sleep for 12. Source
Hahahah cats are the greatest
How do you feel about the coming apocalypse?
Meh. Not like apocalypses we used to have. They were really apocalyptic, not like the wishy washy ones you have nowadays.
Tell me about it! You can’t even get a good “blood and fire raining from the skies” anymore. Kids today.
And horsemen? It’s just a bloody bunch of kids on scooters, not proper Death, Famine and War. Though the Plagues are pretty good, I have to admit. That Bieber thing is pure evil.
Raptor Surfing - The curious sport in which smaller birds fearlessly drive hawks & owls out of their territory by being incredibly annoying.
(All pictures are watermarked to their talented owners)
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE
"nobody fucking helps me in this house"
I’m laughing so hard at this
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theatre but in a punk way*
*does punk but in a musical theatre way*
*does musical theater but in a laundry way*
Dragon wedding cake
The dream wedding cake.
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality